Monday, August 18, 2008
The MALDIVES blog...
The SUMMARY – 2.5 stars
Overall a relaxing trip – sure you can’t help the weather, that’s in the lap of the Gods – but it confirmed I prefer holidays with a bit more to do and see rather than just snorkel, eat and sleep. My final quote for the Maldives trip was "overrated and overpriced". We paid for four-star when their standard would only barely make three-star back here, seriously.
If you paid twice as much and stayed in one of the five-star resorts then I’m sure it would have been gorgeous – but then you should also pay the five times more and go in peak season when the weather is good. Ultimately, great for honeymooners where you can stay in your room a lot and surface to see some nice scenery, before returning to your boudoir for more activities *wink* and you're not there to do anything else.
We won’t be back – partly as I want to keep exploring new places and new cultures, partly because I think we just did all the Maldives had to offer. Would I recommend it? Only if you paid the big bucks for better, and went in the better weather. I’d offer up the islands in Fiji first.
The ROOM – 2.5 stars

Our bungalow
The Garden Villas

There were a number of styles of villas / bungalows available - although ostensibly there were only two prices - the higher-priced Ocean Villas, and then the rest. But despite paying the same as the rest of the plebs, the "surfers'" villas were a little lesser quality than the others.
Meeting up with another couple who were positioned on the other side of the island, we found their accommodation reasonably different - still the two single mattresses stuck together, but a bit more room, more storage, a better bathroom arrangement etc.
It seems they paid what we paid, but we got a lesser room? Perhaps because we were on the surfers side of the beach? Surfers are only there to surf and don't worry about quality and comfort? Odd.
Mind you, when the other couple arrived (Hi Glen, Maureen and Casey!) they didn't have all their towels either, and no hot water as well. We all had the regular power blackouts too.
The Ocean Villas

stormy weather...
Thursday, August 14, 2008
The ACTIVITIES

The weather kyboshed many of the watersports available. There were huge winds every day except for one, which whipped up the swell and made for choppy gusty conditions. This made is too rough for the catamarans and windsurfers if you weren’t already experienced with that equipment. I’m not a jet-ski girl anyway. Then there was surfing (leave that to Drew), which was also not for the novice, and then there was the snorkelling and the diving.
I’d asked, the first day, about the diving. Yumi, the Japanese dive guide there, said the visibility was very very poor, bad conditions and there weren’t any manta rays about. Maybe later in the week she said. I asked two days later, speaking to a German woman behind the counter, who was lacklustre and either bored or pissed off, or perhaps both.
I didn’t get such a great feeling from the dive centre, and hadn’t seen anybody gearing up except two learners who were jumping in with Yumi, to the side of the jetty. The whole diving idea didn’t seem to be on the cards – aside from the crappy weather, I just didn’t get a good feel from the staff and the centre, and wondered about the upkeep of the equipment etc if they had a constant stream of transient foreigners in charge who stay for a few months before moving onto the next resort.
We did snorkel around the island - literally – and we found a nice spot where there was a bit of coral and lots of fish. The resort had 'bombed' three deep holes... otherwise the water depth was only about 1-1.5m, which is great for snorkelling!! The holes didn't have a whole lot of coral in them, but you could tell that they would improve in the future, given some time to regenerate from the shock. Lots and lots of little fish, and some middling sized ones. A few 'Bruces' (reef sharks) around - from little ones about a foot and a half long, to one that I reckon was 5 to 6 ft long – all in the just-offshore snorkelling area.
So I figured we’d try out the snorkelling excursion as a test of the watersports department, and see how that went! The excursions were every 2-3 days, so we signed up for the next one, which was cancelled due to rough weather. We duly signed up for the next one and this time it was a go! Our german snorkel guide, Marianna, had been on the island for three weeks. She hadn't even snorkelled at the island?? Okaaaay. Maybe she was busy?
We all checked in, signed a form (only in English) saying we were competent swimmers and able to swim for 15 minutes unaided without buoyancy aides, in inclement weather. I noticed a Japanese couple had no idea what they were signing. We tumbled on the dhoni (boat) and found our positions. Finally, a sunny day too (the only one) - although the wind was blowing and the whitecaps were telling us the swell was up.
A rough ride to our location - the dhoni's have a shallow draft and are designed for inter-island jaunts as I understand it, not deep water or long distances. We lost a jerry can of fuel and one of water overboard in the choppy conditions, so a crew member jumped overboard, while the boat doubled-back to haul them and him back on. No boat briefing, no safety briefing, no numbered roll call. Okay... so slightly different safety standards! And one guide only, for the whole group. No minimum ratio I guess.
We arrived at our location - two coral bombies. Marianna simply said, if you are in trouble wave one hand above your head. If you are in big trouble, wave both arms over your head! Twenty four of us splashed into the water, one by one, after Marianna. I know, because I counted! The six asian tourists all wore life jackets - which Drew said wasn't good. One, because it meant their swimming skills weren't that good and therefore shouldn't be there in those weather conditions - two, the life vests form a bit of a sail and they would be more prone to getting carried further away with the wind. The dhoni had no tender (small runabout boat), so in the event of someone being carried off to the other reef area, the dhoni wouldn't be able to motor in to pick them up. It would rely on a strong swimmer making it there and towing them back against the current.
The guide seemed to toddle off and expect everyone to follow her. She'd pop her head up here and there, but certainly wasn't able to keep an eye on everyone. Sure enough, two of the life-jacketed tourists got into trouble - Marianna signalled the boat. Except she wasn't able to get high enough - so Drew finned upwards and caught the eye of the crew, who then motored over.
I won't go into too much more, except to note that Marianna hadn't snorkelled this reef either! My, what has she been doing?? They gathered everybody on board. Except then she realised we didn't have everyone. They look around and find three. Okay, we're ready to go. Uh no... I said we're still missing two. Oh, okay she says (obviously not having done a head count and realising this??). Luckily Drew spotted the missing couple a few minutes later... the crew were all looking in the wrong direction, and the pair had taken off by themselves anyway.
A rough trip back - Drew and I the only ones smiling - many sea sick, some lying down looking very ill. Hmm... no, I think I'll leave the diving - crap weather, poor visibility and suspect safety standards. Argh!!
The jetty... before and after the storms
Pristine beaches?
The Island
The Coconut SPA – 2.5 stars

I was looking forward to the spa and the promise of a few massages, so we tried out the Coconut Spa Signature Massage – four massage types in an hour and a half for US$110. Their prices overall were reasonable – a bit more than in Australia but I’d expected that, and besides, it’s a holiday! The 4-pack consisted of a standard (?) massage, followed by some shiatsu, followed by some hot rocks, followed by a little foot reflexology. The girls were Indonesian, presumably for cultural reasons. Although nice enough, it was a very ‘textbook’ massage with no heart in, no specific attention to problem areas. Four strokes left, four strokes right, two strokes left, two strokes right and so on. Overall nice enough, but a bit too generic for me to want to pay the extra bucks or go back for more.
The Coconut Spa took a bit of a battering with the wild winds too – the thatching was very much in disarray (after this pic was taken). All of their rooms have an open window with just a canvas shade, and some open straight onto small decks with a sunken bath so you can see and hear the sea.
Wildlife





Despite having some strange animal scamper (heavily) back and forth on our bungalow roof two nights in a row ... we were told that there was nothing bigger than a cat on the island, and really, no-one had seen it. On dry land there were fast lizards and a large number and variety of hermit crabs. In fact, our foot-washing pot on our bungalow porch sported a nice large white hermy... I wondered whether they used them as a single - two people, two crabs, therefore two towels. But alas, my white guy disappeared after two days.



























